Bad Wolf Bay

You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters*.
Florida: 40 DEGREES IS FREEZING IM GOING TO DIE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR PAIN.
Every Other State:
Florida:
Every Other State:
Florida:
Every Other State: die.
Arizona: OMG ITS 65 BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS
Florida: WE ARE BROS NOW
Arizona: HUDDLE FOR WARMTH
Other States: fuck you
Montana: HOLY CRAP 40 DEGREES IT'S SO WARM, BREAK OUT THE SHORTS
California: HOLY SHIT IT'S 70 DEGREES... Wait... IT'S ALWAYS 70 DEGREES. WHAT MONTH IS IT.
Virginia: HOLY SHIT 40 DEGREES-- no, 80 degrees-- wait, 20 degrees.
Pennsylvania: HOLY FUCK, 40 DEGREES. THE SNOW, SHE MELTS! -temperature drops 20 degrees in an hour and snows- THE FUCK. :I
New York: AAAAAHHHH 45 DEGREEES AND THERE HASN'T BEEN ANY SNOW HELP I'M MELTING NOOoo-
Georgia: It's everything all at once all the time forever.
North Carolina: LOL it's 19 degrees outside, we still ain't gettin' snow. Son of a bitch.
Texas: WHAT THE FUCK, YESTERDAY IT WAS 30 DEGREES AND TODAY IT'S 80. SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP
St. Louis Area of Missouri: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS YEAR?!?!
Oregon: OMG THERE'S A SNOWFLAKE IT'S NOT RAIN IT. IS. A SNOWFLAKE.
Colorado: lolololololol you all are so stu- OH MY GOD HOLY FUCK IT'S SO HUMID
West Virginia: HOLY FUCK IT'S 20 DEGREES--oh, no, wait, it's 70--HOLY FUCK IT'S 20 WHAT IS GOING ON IS THAT SNOW? YES IT'S SNOW WAIT IT'S 50 DEGREES AND THAT'S RAIN AND HOLY SHIT IT'S SNOWING AGAIN I DON'T EVEN KNOW
Oklahoma: lol, tornados